A heterosexual man who fucks around with other men

The Big Bang Theory II

Algumas citações só a título de exemplo, para aguçar o apetite:

Sheldon: You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.

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Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

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Leonard: I just know that moving all day can be stressful and I just thought that good neighbors and some Indian food might be just what you need... plus, curry is a natural laxative and I don't need to tell you that a clean colon is one less thing to worry about.

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Sheldon: Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.

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Leonard: [discussing Sheldon's work] At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions to get the math to work.

Sheldon: I didn't invent them. They're there.

Leonard: Yeah? In what universe?

Sheldon: In all of them, that's the point!

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Leonard: Why did you just flash freeze a banana?

Leslie: I'm having it with my cereal and I couldn't find a knife.

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Leonard: [after getting kissed by Penny in his Hobbit costume] That's right, you saw what you saw. That's how we roll in the shire!
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Wolowitz: If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy".

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Sheldon: I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!
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Sheldon: [to engineers] Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!

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Leonard: You wanna talk about not getting love from a parent, you know what I used to do when I was little to have some sensation of human contact?

Penny: Yeah you grabbed your penis and wouldn't let go.

Penny: ...Your mother told me.

Leonard: Course she did. Anyway that's not what I was gonna say. When I was 10 years old, I built a hugging machine.

Penny: A hugging machine?

Leonard: Yeah, I got a dressmakers mannequin, I stuffed it with an electric blanket so it would be warm and I built two radio-controlled arms that would hug me and pat my back.

Penny: That is so sad.

Leonard: You know what the saddest part was?

Penny: What?

Leonard: My father used to borrow it.

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Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original projectory and adheres to you.
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Howard Wolowitz: [interpreting Raj's whisper] Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.

Penny: And the bag it came in.

The Big Bang Theory

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